X-Men: The Last Stand, a fanboys review
I saw X-Men 3 this past week and I just have to say it was a very good movie. That is, it was a good
Note: This review contains many many spoilers.
My Background
First off I would like to say that I collected The Uncanny X-men more than any other comic. My first issue of the Uncanny X-Men was #170, June 1983. It was the issue where storm fought Callisto for the leadership of the Morlocks. Having a superhero who would stab a person thru the heart to save her friends really appealed to me. I bought the back issues all the way up to the end of the Phoenix Saga. They were too expensive so I had to wait and settle for the trade paperback. I was an avid reader for many a year. I even read
The First Two
When I saw the first movie I will admit to being entertained despite my disappointment. So many key storylines were gutted and left for dead, but overall the movie was good. I can even watch the re runs on TV and enjoy them. (Something I am still unable to do with Peter Jackson’s The Two Towers.) The second movie was also decent. I took issue with a few parts of it but, again, overall it was a good movie. They mutilated Wolverine’s background and cut most of the good parts from the God Loves, Man Kills graphic novel, but it still came out alright.
The Last Stand
Now the 3rd movie tackled the greatest story ever told in the pages of the X-men. The Phoenix Saga was such a powerful and compelling story that it is only natural that they would want to use it for the movies. Unfortunately they mangled it so bad it was all but unrecognizable. Right from the start there were little things that detracted from it’s authenticity. Wolverine towering over Storm in the hallway outside the Danger Room was just the first. But accepting all that as inevitable there still was the problem of the changes to the core Phoenix storyline. The Phoenix Force was a cosmic entity that struck a bargain with Jean Grey, not an alternate personality. As
The whole B story about the mutant cure was unnecessary and poorly handled. One of the key themes in the comic books is that there is nothing wrong with being a mutant.. Between Rogue undergoing the treatment and the governments use of it as a weapon, it is if the movie makers were saying that it is better to be able to “cure” mutants. The last scene with Magneto is their way of tying it up: “See there is no need to worry about all that, the cure wares off.” But even if it was executed flawlessly it still would have been unnecessary. The Phoenix Saga alone has so much substance to it that they could have left out this subplot entirely.
Posted on June 3rd, 2006 at 1:55 am. About 'X-Men: The Last Stand, a fanboys review'.
Now, I’m not a reader of the comics, so that whole “Class 1″ to “Class 5″ mutant thing could well be a part of the original comics’ storylines. I would n’t be surprised.
But was I the only one who heard the ‘Jean Grey is a Class 5 mutant’ explanation of The Phoenix and had flashbacks to Star Wars ‘Metaclorians in the bloodstream’ bullsh*t?
Oh, and how come Wolverine hatches a plan (with Beast) to subdue Magneto with a bunch of doses of Cure, but his plan to confront Jean — the love of his life — is to kill her? After all, he had to get her permission to get the chance to strike her with his claws — wouldn’t a box of Cure rounds have been his first choice? Since The (movie version of) Phoenix is just a (subconciously contained) mutant superpower, then her powers should be stripped away by the Cure. Maybe you’ve got a good explanation/rationalization for that?
Posted on October 2nd, 2006 at 4:08 pm. About 'X-Men: The Last Stand, a fanboys review'.
I found the 3rd movie frigging unwatchable, to be honest. The handling of a number of characters smacked of “I don’t want to be in this franchise anymore”.
And that bloody Mercedes SUV on the bridge was ridiculous.
I give it a Meh.